You post more selfies than any other pic…

You’re clearly a narcissist because your WHOLE FEED on EVERY platsize is of your rig and/or face. We KNOW you’re attractive sầu. A nice brunch flatlay would just break things up a bit, you know?

FUN GAME: This girl probably has a whole reel of pics of herself. Steal her phone just for shits & gigs. If she’s taken the same pholớn so many times she’s reached double-digits, walk away ASAPhường. 

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You text your ex every now và then…

Just so he doesn’t forget about you. This is generally done after you’ve sầu gotten a new job/uploaded a hot DP/got a new boyfriover etc. My dear, stop with this fuckery & unless you have sầu something important to tell hyên or you’re still friends. Let hyên ổn move sầu on with his life.

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You have sầu your read receipts switched on…

And you open messages then wait a few hours/days before responding. That power gets you off.

You’ve sầu knowingly been a side chick before…

Ladies, I’m not referring khổng lồ the times you’ve sầu been duped inlớn letting some guy put his P in your V, only lớn realise he has a regular V he puts his P in. I’m referring lớn the gals that KNOW a guy is taken và DGAF. Of course, the guy is khổng lồ blame if he decides khổng lồ cheat but come ON, support your sisters at least.

You’re cavalier about cheating in general…

TBH you’ve sầu never really been faithful lớn boyfriends and having a sneaky affair doesn’t phase you at all. But if he dared cheat on you, you’d bloody well chop off his balls.

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You don’t refer to men by their names…

Chaps are stored on your phone as a nickname that your friends will know them by too. So there’s no ‘Jack’, ‘Sam’ or ‘Fred’ saved; rather, ‘Jachồng And The Tiny Penis’, ‘Shit Band’ or ‘Foot Fetish Fred’ etc

You’ve sầu used sex as a weapon…

When you KNOW you’ve fucked up and decided the best way lớn make him lớn forget about it is with your tongue.

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You string guys along…

You don’t REALLY want lớn be with them, but their dễ thương puppy love sầu & unadulterated admiration for you is nice for the ol’ ego, so you keep them around.

You’ve sầu kept men on retainer…

You give them just enough attention per month to keep the dễ thương messages, tiệc nhỏ invites and gifts coming in.

You’ll only date men with money…

The WORST type of fuckgirl, a man is not a financial plan ladies! You just want someone to lớn fund your lifestyle & career as an influencer. You don’t give sầu a flying fuông chồng about him as a person, just how many zeros are attached to his ngân hàng trương mục.

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You’ve sầu broken ‘the code’…

You know what the code is. You don’t date your friend’s ex-boyfriends even if it was one date that took place seven years ago. And I don’t care how ‘wrong’ they were for each other, hoes before bros.

You’ve sầu left your gal pals or cancelled on them, just for the D

If you’ve been out on the town with your gals, only to lớn leave sầu them at 8pm to chase a rather fetching looking chap & his one-eyed-snake – you’re a bit of a snake yourself. Gals nights are for fun, not fuckery. This applies khổng lồ those who ditch their ladies at the last minute because they swiped right on a particularly tasty treat.